Dead on Arrival (DOA) - Lyrics

Verse1:

Liquor Store

Round the corner

your employer

never had a chance

Barely cool

but unassuming

@ the 92, Junior High dance

was a dandy of an answer

caught behind

the Kool-Aid stand

Nothing lower than my standards

@ the Franklin junior High dance

CHORUS:

Cuz the,   Last Time

That I Remember

it's a real,     Clown Town

Cuz we:

 - Drove It

 - Like we Stole it

 - with no wallet

five finger discount!

Its a Crack Down

But keep the motor running

Gain Grown

 - Black hat

 - White Light, till

 - Some day

You’re DOA

Verse 2

look on your face

when your girl

sees you loose a fight

might have thrown your own weight

alas, each one gonna fry

was a hell of a bender

i admit never

seen you cry

was a hell of a bender

i admit convinced

you gonna die

Verse 3;

You a crazy old man

with full blown crazy eyes

but if you ruin this plan

scooby doo, comes at you, in the night